I JUST SNEEZED ALL OVER MYSELF
I did that once during an exam. I had a really bad cold and it was the mocks for the leaving cert so we were sitting beside 3rd years. I did a massive sneeze and the entire of my jumper was covered huge green strings. The girl next to me squeeled at the sight of it and I had to peel it off as best I could without getting any on the rest of my clothes. so gross.