December 2011
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August 2010
1 post
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
This has often been attributed to Sun Tzu and sometimes to Niccolò Machiavelli or Petrarch, but there are no published sources yet found which predate its use by “Michael Corleone” in The Godfather Part II (1974), written by Mario Puzo & Francis Ford Coppola: My father taught me many things here — he taught me in this room. He taught me — keep your friends close but your...
July 2010
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June 2010
2 posts
Just hanging out in the apple store downloading a 2 GB program hitting speeds of 1.2 MB/sec
May 2010
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April 2010
2 posts
Listen
February 2010
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January 2010
5 posts
So Chief pretty much...... well.... you know.......
kinithefickledragon:
The lads where over tonight, half of them were going to town. Chief was one of these mad chickens! He had consumed a shoulder mixed with two cans of coke so he was pretty drunk by the time he was leaving not g5ing to lie.
Now I had come to accept chief’s casul touching of me, however what he did tonight was just wrong, he held me down to the extent that i tried and failed...
mypenisachesforyou:
why is there porn even when I google hoobs?
google indexing systems have become so advanced they now take common one handed typo’s into account. FACT
Yeah...
deacon-dcon:
I guess my day was alright and shit…
I dont even know anymore…
What AnCo song is that from?
Well not going to lie, there are some dicks i...
kinithefickledragon:
Its only a game i am told, but sometimes i just can’t see it. It really got to the stage were it wasn’t fun but i had to play on…… those bloody stars became the foundation for my saninty, the more i lost the more i lost touch with reality! So why did a certain someone think it would be a top laugh to take one away for the craic, i dunno…….. oh well its over now what can i...
October 2009
5 posts
Really
I’m standing at the computers in trinity and there’s a man wearing canterbury’s bopping away to Get Innocuous! beside me
September 2009
5 posts
wandering home
Coming home tonight i left pk at his door step and continued past our lady’s manor. Now i’m just back from a 2 month trip to south america and the night before i left i deposited a bavaria can in one of the parapets of the stone walls outside the old folks home. It was at such a height i figured only some as tall as myself or with such random thinking would pick it up. So jumping up to...
August 2009
14 posts
mypenisachesforyou:
I JUST SNEEZED ALL OVER MYSELF
I did that once during an exam. I had a really bad cold and it was the mocks for the leaving cert so we were sitting beside 3rd years. I did a massive sneeze and the entire of my jumper was covered huge green strings. The girl next to me squeeled at the sight of it and I had to peel it off as best I could without getting any on the rest of my...
There´s a bat flying around the internet cafe
July 2009
2 posts
i think i sleep walked two nights ago. i´d druken heavily the previous night and ¨woke up¨ at like 4ish, it was still dark out. i was staying in a dorm room that opens out into a big courtyard with a some foliage, green stuff and turtles. we have a private bathroom for the whole dorm but for some reason i was compelled to get out of the room. i have like a really hazy recollection of the whole...
June 2009
11 posts
1 tag
sleeping in airports →
I HAVE SQUIRRELS IN MY GARDEN
i hope my cats don’t eat them